Leda and the Big Dog Dad

Sometimes you want to kill your parents. Sometimes your parents want to kill you. Sometimes you are trapped in a purgatory hell state of eternal misery and the only way out is to deform yourself into something that can sneak through the cracks in the doorknob. Sometimes just you really want a cubano. 

The world is unfair, The life of a teenager is endless suffering, and cubanos are a fake sandwich invented by the British government in 1917 in order to in to sell more mustard. Such is the way of life. Things may not be your fault, but they can sure be your problem. How are you going to deal with it? 

playtime: around 20-30 minutes to get all 3 endings

Bonus game: Leda and the State of Online Censorship is basically the same game, but with dumber, more civilized swear words. All the content warnings still apply, but in a nicer, more advertiser approve package! This exists mainly because the things I would not have to censor to make it were so funny to me that I needed it to exist.

Content warning:

If you are currently in a headspace in which a content warning would make you decide whether play this game, I would not play this game.  This was meant to be a depiction of a different type of abuse than tends to be explored in media, and as such, content warnings aren’t necessarily effective. 

This was an explicit problem when playtesting the game. People who are normally ok with the content listed in the warning, were not ok playing this. (sorry b)

For the sake of completeness, content warnings are listed below. I HIGHLY recommend you do not read them before playing the game, and do not treat them as end all be all.

ALL forms of paternal abuse, domestic violence, swearing so much it becomes cringe,  conversation of suicide, mental illness, general crudeness, sexual content exposed to minors (no sexualization of the characters), death, gaslighting, murder, divorce, choking, animal abuse, animal death

Content that kinda exists ???? 

Torture, sexism and misogyny, slut-shaming, kidnapping

Credits

• Art by Rebecca (not otherwise specified)
• Everything else by Evermelon